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Madonna Adoptroversy

10/17/06
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(hecklerspray) Adoption ain't what it was. Time was that you could adopt a child just by creeping into a house at night, chloroforming some parents, making away with a baby and raising it as a penguin-servant in your underground sewer lair.

Not that Madonna would ever go to that length to adopt a baby; mainly because she doesn't even know if Malawi has sewers or not, and she only wants a baby from Malawi because they're the most fashionable sort at the moment. Anyway, trying to keep up with all this Madonna Malawi adoption kerfuffle has been insanely difficult, but so far we think that Madonna has been given interim custody of little David Banda for now. However, a bunch of human rights groups in Malawi are now looking to halt Madonna's adoption of David Banda because they say that international adoption rules are being bent. Well, that's one reason - the human rights groups are worried about the mental impact of David Banda seeing his new Mum dancing about in the kitchen wearing nothing but a mind-shudderingly pornographic gynotard for the first time, too.[see full story for more] - Click here for the Full Story

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