Elucidation of Popular Culture
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What a horrible tragedy that the singer
of the Vines has Asperger's Syndrome! Now everyone knows that such a thing
makes assault & maliciously damaging a photographer's camera perfectly
justifiable. What a great judge, to set this 'can't help it because he's
handicapped' criminal free! I know a kid with Aspergers, he blew his piano
teacher away on his first lesson. I don't mean with a shotgun- yet. In
light of this legal ruling, I'll keep a closer eye on him. Obviously he's
going to become a dangerous threat to everyone he knows. I'm so relieved
that Vines guy had the manly courage to admit in open court that even though
he committed crimes that non handicapped individuals would have been harshly
dealt with over, since he has a very mild form of Autism, he is completely
absolved of any and all future charges against him for anything he does.
I just hope he doesn't decide to become a serial killer!
Everyone knows that self discipline is
for suckers. Now that it's illegal to spank your kids, or hold them responsible
for any of their actions, we are closer to realizing a dream of many, myself
included- no personal accountability, for anything! We're still too far
from this, but we're getting closer! Every time I read about certain lawsuits
that some deem 'frivolous', I know we're getting warmer. Some kids, for
instance, were throwing rocks off a bridge, onto the traffic below. One
of their missiles destroyed the windshield of a semi-truck, smashing into
the empty passenger's seat. The truck driver nearly caused a multi
car pile up swerving off to the side of the road to illegally park his
rig and go chasing those scared little lambs up the hill. He caught one
of them, a young, underage boy. The furious, terrifying truck driver then
injured the boy's arm by squeezing it tightly with his adult strength &
refusing to let him go, screaming in his face & berating him to tell
him private, personal information like who & where his parents were.
I am so glad those wise parents had that trucker arrested for kidnapping,
which is the legal term for holding someone against his will, as well as
sued him for the emotionally traumatizing experience he brutalized the
boys with. No one got hurt in the truck driver's life, the rock was just
startling. In the boys' lives, however, they both probably now suffer from
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, since they both probably were terrified
that the out of control truck driver was going to kill them, or kidnap
them, and one of them ended up with a hurt arm as well. It's lawsuits like
that that give me hope for a better future for kids of tomorrow by clearly
defining "victim" and "victimizer".
Words of week.
Puerile: marked by or suggesting childishness and immaturity Calumniatory: (used of statements) harmful and often untrue; tending to discredit or malign; modern documentary filmmaker Atrabilious: Having a peevish disposition; surly /font>
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