Elucidation of Popular Culture
In accordance with federal legislation prohibiting discrimination, after a lengthy & expensive legal battle to prevent me from contributing a monthly column presenting views contrary to all antiMusic represents, I am pleased to announce the launch of your new favorite feature on antiMusic: a lone voice of sanity in the insanity that's antiMusic, the place where you can come for reliable advice on what to think, the Veridical Polemic a.k.a. "I'm Always Right" column with Dolly Doppelganger! Read my words and obey them if you want to be right all the time, just like me! As always the views expressed
by the writer do not neccessarily reflect the views of antiMUSIC or the
iconoclast entertainment group
What a horrible tragedy that the singer
of the Vines has Asperger's Syndrome! Now everyone knows that such a thing
makes assault & maliciously damaging a photographer's camera perfectly
justifiable. What a great judge, to set this 'can't help it because he's
handicapped' criminal free! I know a kid with Aspergers, he blew his piano
teacher away on his first lesson. I don't mean with a shotgun- yet. In
light of this legal ruling, I'll keep a closer eye on him. Obviously he's
going to become a dangerous threat to everyone he knows. I'm so relieved
that Vines guy had the manly courage to admit in open court that even though
he committed crimes that non handicapped individuals would have been harshly
dealt with over, since he has a very mild form of Autism, he is completely
absolved of any and all future charges against him for anything he does.
I just hope he doesn't decide to become a serial killer!
Everyone knows that self discipline is
for suckers. Now that it's illegal to spank your kids, or hold them responsible
for any of their actions, we are closer to realizing a dream of many, myself
included- no personal accountability, for anything! We're still too far
from this, but we're getting closer! Every time I read about certain lawsuits
that some deem 'frivolous', I know we're getting warmer. Some kids, for
instance, were throwing rocks off a bridge, onto the traffic below. One
of their missiles destroyed the windshield of a semi-truck, smashing into
the empty passenger's seat. The truck driver nearly caused a multi
car pile up swerving off to the side of the road to illegally park his
rig and go chasing those scared little lambs up the hill. He caught one
of them, a young, underage boy. The furious, terrifying truck driver then
injured the boy's arm by squeezing it tightly with his adult strength &
refusing to let him go, screaming in his face & berating him to tell
him private, personal information like who & where his parents were.
I am so glad those wise parents had that trucker arrested for kidnapping,
which is the legal term for holding someone against his will, as well as
sued him for the emotionally traumatizing experience he brutalized the
boys with. No one got hurt in the truck driver's life, the rock was just
startling. In the boys' lives, however, they both probably now suffer from
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, since they both probably were terrified
that the out of control truck driver was going to kill them, or kidnap
them, and one of them ended up with a hurt arm as well. It's lawsuits like
that that give me hope for a better future for kids of tomorrow by clearly
defining "victim" and "victimizer".
Words of week.
Puerile: marked by or suggesting childishness and immaturity Calumniatory: (used of statements) harmful and often untrue; tending to discredit or malign; modern documentary filmmaker Atrabilious: Having a peevish disposition; surly /font>
|
On The Record: The dB's- Rick Monroe and the Hitmen- Atlas Maior- Stoned Jesus
Hot In The City: Lou Malnati's Pizzeria Opens in Surprise, Arizona
What's Doing With Dave Koz? Christmas Carols and Cool Cruises!
On The Record: Craft Recordings Announces Record Store Day Exclusives
Live: T Bone Burnett Rocks Phoenix
Three Days Grace Share First Adam Gontier Reunion Song 'Mayday'
Twenty On Pilots Share 'The Line' From Arcane League of Legends: Season 2 Soundtrack
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood Pharmacy Independent Retail Takeovers Start Today
Nothing More Scores 3rd No. 1 With 'Angel Song'
Frontiers Rock Festival Returning After 6-Year Hiatus
Bury Tomorrow Unleash 'What If I Burn' Video
Converge Added To Fire in the Mountains Festival
Pop Evil Take Fans On 'Deathwalk' With New Video