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antiGUY gives his top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing is sacred to antiGUY

Top 5 Misnamed Songs

I was watching a Twilight Zone repeat and the thought occurred to me, "What if we lived in an alternate universe where song lyrics were more true to life. The first silly thought that popped into my head was in that universe Pete Townshend and Michael Jackson could team up for a duet of "To All The Girls I Loved Before" except in this universe it would be "To All The Kids I Loved Before".

Then random song titled ran through my head and that's where this list comes from. The five that I thought were the best. So enjoy. (Note: Kelly Osbourne was not included because her song "Shut Up" was actually titled perfectly except it should be called "(Why Don't I) Shut Up?")

Top 5 Misnamed Songs

5) Limp Bizkit's "Nobody Like You" would be "Nobody Likes Fred"

4) Avril's "Complicated" would be "Constipated".

3) The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" would be "Won't View Porn Again"

2) R.Kelly's "Looking For Love" would be "Looking For Love at the Jr. High School".

1) George Michaels and Elton John's duet of "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" would be "Please, Let Your Son Go Down On Me."