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antiGUY gives his top 5 list of music stuff. Could be songs, people, a stupid trend... nothing is sacred to antiGUY

Top 5 Uses for Celine Dion CDs

5. Coasters or Frisbees
4. Torture. Imagine being stuck in a pitch black room with a Celine Dion CD playing 24 hours a day. You'd Gladly tell anybody anything they wanted to know to make it stop.
3. Gifts for People you despise (90's version of a Christmas Fruit Cake)
2. Piss off your neighbors - Right before you leave on Vacation put the Cd on Continuous play, turn your stereo up to 10, place the speaker pointed out an open window that faces towards that neighbor who called the cops on you for having a party.

And the number one use for Celine Dion CD's is:

Use them as a trade in at the used CD store.

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