With your Host Bill O'Really

part II

Bill O'Really: Joining us on the factor now to discuss rock n roll and reality TV--our special guest-- the self proclaimed most notorious rock n roll band in the world; Motley Crue.

Cue tape. Panel � Nikki, Vince and Mick

Bill O'Really: Where is Mr. Lee tonight?

Vince: Dude, giving some kids swimming lessons dude� ha ha ha..

Mick: I don't know, maybe making some home movies? Or tying to write some more Trent Rezner songs?

Bill O'Really: So Mr. Sixx what did you think when you saw Mr. Neal on the "Surreal Life"?

Nikki Sixx: Dude, I died dude!

Bill O'Really: The show was a minor hit but I have to imagine that it would be more fun just putting the four of you in a house and rolling the cameras. Would you ever consider that?

Nikki Sixx: Dude, I died dude!

Bill O'Really: Yes, I think we covered that. This is a no win zone, answer the question.

Vince: Only if we can have Bigmacs this time dude.

Bill O'Really: You didn't like the food they served?

Vince: No way dude, they were all into that Hollywood healthfood crap dude. I went a week without a Bigmac and I thought I was gonna die, dude!

Nikki: You didn't die Dude, I died dude!

Bill O'Really: So what would a reality show be like if it was based on the four of you.

Mick: A bigger hell than my last three relationships.

Vince: Naw man, you would make money from the show, not get ripped off like with those chicks dude!

Mick: Really?

Vince: Yeah, dude. We need to find a way to make money. No one seems to buy our records anymore. Hell I'd even wear women's underwear and lipstick to make a few bucks cuz I gotta eat dude.

Bill O'Really: Didn't you already do that?

Vince: Oh, yeah. I forgot, dude. Don't you have catering here, dude?

Bill O'Really: So the three of you would be into doing a reality show. Do you think Tommy would go for it?

Vince: Ha ha, yeah dude, if we like put up a boxing ring in the backyard and have Pamela over. Dude, we could have Don King do a pay-per-view! We'd be rich again dude!

Mick: Oh Jesus, get me out of here!

Bill O'Really: This sounds more like a special for Fox. When Fame Dies Part 6.

Nikki: Dude I could do that, I already died, dude!

Bill O'Reilly: Thank you for joining us. We are out of time. We will see you the next time on the Factor when our guests Avril Lavigne, Sum41 and Courtney Love debate what it takes to be a real punk rocker in the 21st Century.