Midler put an emotional spin on a tweet about #TheDress. "What color is that dress?" she sweetly coos. "I see white and gold Kanye see's black and blue. Who is color blind?"

Then there's that jaunty number about falling asleep with all your makeup on. Turns out, Kim hates when she does it, but we love when Bette sings it. Of course, we must wonder, if she doesn't like Ariana Grande's sexy act, we can't imagine what she has to say about Kim. That must be for another time. Another song.