You have to hand it to the British icon. Coming up with reasonable excuses for not interacting with fans on the street has to be exhausting. Leave it to Morrissey to lay out the most ridiculous reason ever.

From Morrissey-solo.com (via Stereogum) "I met morrissey tonight but unfortunately his bodyguard would not allow me to take a picture and when I asked morrissey for his autograph he told me he couldn't because he has ebola'. typical morrissey answer' still exciting though."