Case in point: #BieberWienerGate, the tempest in a teapot (or is it a crockpot?) surrounding the exact logistical specifications of Justin Bieber's little helper. After Bieber appeared in a Calvin Klein ad rocking what appeared to be a shockingly large bulge, photos emerged which appeared to indicate the subtle (well, not particularly) use of Photoshop. However, after the threat of legal action from Bieber's team, the claims were withdrawn.

After three days and nights of fevered speculation, we finally have a statement from on high. Bieber just posted an Instagram that appears to be his attempted refutation of the controversial claims.