Nowadays you might have a better chance and emerging unscathed, if new footage obtained by TMZ is any indication. The clip finds Combs exiting a nightclub to find that his Maybach had been scratched by a member of the paparazzi corps waiting outside.

Combs confronts a scared-looking pap. "Who's gonna pay for this?" he demands. The guy stammers inconclusively, before Puff interrupts him: "You alright?"