Standing at a podium, he read off seductive phrases like, "Touch me. Tease Me. Feel Me. Please me," "Turn around. I wanna get you out of that dress," "It's not in my nature to make commitments," and "I touched the right spot at the right time," while the audience tried to guess if the phrases originated in the book or his lyrics.

Somehow, they were right every time. Either dumb luck or Vieira's audience has both 50 Cent lyrics and Fifty Shades of Grey lines completely memorized.

Afterward, 50 sat down with Vieira for an endearing chat about raising his dog and cat, Oprah and Gayle. They weren't easy to train, it turns out; Oprah didn't want to sit.