"Every word you're saying is pretty much made up," he marveled. "Mother****ers talk like Yoda: 'Outside I go, into the sun thereof, in, out�.' how do you read this s***?"

Ice-T related how someone on the session tried to encourage him throughout, despite his trouble getting a handle on the fantasy tale, where "this mother****er got a sword that talks to him" and "mother****ers live in places that don't exist, and it comes with a map. My God.

"I needed breaks. I needed water. The guy was in the other room coaching me," he laughed. "'Don't worry, Ice. You can make it. You're doing really good.' He was saying, 'yo, people have broken down trying to read that stuff.'"