Still, for those not in the same boat, we present a very Miley Christmas, with the pop singer dancing while adorned wearing tinsel hair, green pasties, and a blank stare that is obviously the result of visiting Walmart on the weekend before Christmas trying to figure out what in the heck a "Hideaway Pet" is (that or a whole lot of holiday spirit. Like, a whole lot). Her selection on the decks? N.E.R.D.'s 2001 single, "Lapdance."

The video appears to be the result of Cyrus DJing a Christmas party, which begs the question as to why we were not invited. With any luck, 2015 will bring us more Miley shenanigans, as a follow-up to 2013's Bangerz is starting to become due.