At least, that's how the music video for Iggy Azalea's "Black Widow" kicks off. Azalea, a diner waitress, is encountered by a seemingly important (or, at least that's how he makes himself come off) man and his lady friend, Rita Ora. The dude orders a bacon and cheese sandwich with extra cheese for days, but doesn't apparently get enough of it when Azalea brings it out. An argument ensues.

Then, abruptly, it's over. Suddenly Azalea and Ora are in a snowy terrain, wielding samurai swords. Azalea begins training with her samurai master, blindfolding herself and swinging her sword as she prepares herself for her mission.

What's that mission? Well, hey, remember that seemingly pointless intro? It's all about to come together, but not before a T.I. cameo - because why not have a T.I. cameo?