Noel Gallagher Suffers Air Terror

"The engines started... (we are all going to die!). Now I'm not a nervous flier by any means, but I was seriously hoping the pilot would see sense and hang back a little until the storm passed. There was an audible sigh of relief when he comes back on and says 'There will be delay of 20 minutes. Storm will pass.' Thank the holy lord Jesus Christ almighty we were saved!!!!!!" more on this story

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