Stripmall Architecture iPhone 4 Trade In Program

Why? Apple claims to 'care' about its customers. Maybe. Well, we're willing to put our music where your ears are by going right ahead and giving you something useful (new music, yay!) for something useless (that iPhone4 that has been doing nothing but frustrating you for the last few weeks).

How? Simply contact us at altruism@stripmallarchitecture.com with the subject line "PLEASE, SMA, TAKE MY PHONE BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE." Our team of crack customer-care experts will help you set up the exchange as well as working through any psychological issues that may linger from your brief time as an iPhone4 'victim.'

Further Support? They hosted a live therapy session on Sat, (July 17) at MilkBar in San Francisco to help you bring closure to this brief hiccup on your otherwise smooth road to happiness, the American Dream, etc etc. Attendees were encouraged to throw their iPhones directly onto the stage in lieu of panties, brassieres and small animals.

In Closing