That's right - not your drunk mother or your mentally ill mother. Your substance-addled mother. Paula Abdul has finally revealed that she's been addicted to prescription painkillers for 12 years. and she went to rehab last year to get better.

Paula Abdul is America's sweetheart, in that she's got a slightly Muslim-y surname, she looks like she's always off her s*** on over-the-counter medication and when she talks she's all like "meurgh meurgh meurgh" and nobody can really understand what she's saying. But under that glazed, boggle-eyed facade, a dark secret has been gnawing away at Paula Abdul, and now she's finally ready to reveal it to the world. - more on this story

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