He's Britney's full-time b*****, he says, and that includes running errands, buying groceries, paying her bills, managing her medical care and "cooking supper on a regular basis." In addition to all these mundane little things, he says he spends his days and nights as his daughter's pal -- to "ensure her comfort and well-being."

To compensate him, the Commish -- and others involved in the conservatorship case -- agreed to pay him $2500 a week. Good gig if you can get it! - more on this story

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