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Miley Cyrus' Memoirs of a Tween Pop Tart


04/24/2008
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(Hecklerspray) Miley Cyrus has conquered every medium she's tried; TV, film, music, reputation-sullying internet underwear photos - she's queen of them all. But what about the world of autobiographies? Why, no. Of course not. Miley Cyrus is only 15 years old. For Miley Cyrus to write an autobiography at such a young age would be to insult the intelligence of her fans in just about the most unforgivable way possible. That's something we can all agree on.

Well, all of us except Miley Cyrus and the Disney Book Group, because it's been announced that the Miley Cyrus memoirs are coming out soon. We're especially looking forward to the chapter about how, by the age of 12, Miley Cyrus had more money than all of us would ever earn from a lifetime of backbreaking physical labour combined. Fun!

"I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me," said Cyrus. She said she hoped "to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams." - more on this story

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