So for the less than 5% of our readers under 14, that for some odd reason missed the show, here is the full list of predictable winners. (and no we didn't make any of these up, these are the actual award names. We may have played a little with the artist names):
Monster Single of the Year : Haven't I heard that before? aka Rihanna "Umbrella" * Quadruple Threat of the Year : Justin "poodlehead" Timberlake * Best Collaboration : Beyonc� and Shakira "Beautiful Liar" * Male Artist of the Year : Justin Timberflake * Female Artist of the Year : Queen Vapid aka Fergie * Best Group : MTV b*****boys a.k.a. Fall Out Boy * Best New Artist : Tiger Beat Rawkas aka Gym Class Heroes * Video of the Year : Generic R&B Girl aka Rihanna "Umbrella"
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