"This year you get to play for free under the guise of [imitating Ozzy] 'No, we're doing it for the fans!' But it's really for the people who fan Sharon and Ozzy with palm fronds at their house."), the potty-mouthed matriarch went Code Red.

To print the whole five-minute, anti-Homme rant would be blasphemous and actually illegal in seven states, but here's the concluding snippet: "I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick f***in' falls off so his mother can eat it." At least she's allowing his penis to detach before Homme's mother ingests it.[see full story for more and find out where to read the entire classy interview]- - more on this story