When Beyonce decided to repackage her six-month-old album B'Day to [screw over her fans for cash] give her fans something special and new, she thought that covering old Des'ree track I'm Kissing You would be a sound idea. And it would have been, had Beyonce thought to properly get clearance for the song. Which she didn't.

And now Des'ree wants revenge, either by suing Beyonce for $150,000 or by challenging her to the ultimate R&B challenge - seeing who wail the American national anthem in the most preposterously overblown way at some godforsaken sporting event. - more on this story