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Metal Heads Vs Emo Crybabies - Top Story of 07


12/24/07
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[originally published 08/30/07](antiMusic) There is a river of mascara stained tears in the UK this week as emo fans have their panties in a wad over a metal band's win at a awards ceremony for a teen music magazine. The emo girls are upset too. Metal band Machine Head pulled out a win for Best Album as last Thursday's Kerrang! Awards and emo fans are throwing a tizzy fit that they beat out their pin-up boy favorites.

Machine Head's camp issued this statement on their website about the controversy: Machine Head's 'Best Album' win at last Thursday's Kerrang! Awards over pop-rock powerhouses My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy has apparently cut deep with fans of both bands, prompting a flood of angry whining and sad-faced emoticons on the Kerrang! message boards.

Machine Head's upset victory over the multi-platinum softcore acts sent their inherently sensitive fans into an emotional frenzy, building into a tizzy of unparalleled proportions. Wrought with dismay, polished fingernails the world over lashed out at the band and metal as a whole with diatribes the likes of "MCR really should have won!!! I'm mad now!!!!," "what a load of sh*t, who the f*ck listens to them?" and "Stupid Machine Head!!," at times stooping so low as to say the competition was fixed, and often gravely endangering the integrity of their carefully sideswept hair with posts like "I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL. - more on this story

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