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Ponk Boybander To Marry Nicole Richie?


08/21/07
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(Hecklerspray) Unemployed, knocked up and headed for the slammer - no, we can't imagine why nobody has whisked Nicole Richie up the aisle either.

But all that looks set to change now, thanks to the latest batch of rumours suggesting that Nicole Richie has got engaged to her boyfriend and the father of the unborn foetus that's rapidly outgrowing her, Joel Madden from horrible p[o]nk boyband Good Charlotte.

And, even though neither Nicole Richie or Joel Madden have confirmed the engagement rumours, we should apparently take them slightly more seriously than the last lot of Nicole Richie/ Joel Madden engagement rumours which, in turn, we took slightly more seriously than the Nicole Richie/ Joel Madden engagement rumours that came before those. And so on and so on, until someone somewhere hints that they'll even semi-consider caring about how engaged Nicole Richie is. - more on this story

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