You know, the eighties are more popular now than they were in the eighties. How the hell did that happen? Here�s a newsflash for you kids; they weren�t all that great. I know because I was there. But there were a few high points mixed in amongst all the lows.

First the lows: Let�s start with popular culture during the eighties. Well, actually there really wasn�t much culture, per se. Let�s see if this sums it up for you: If you thought the seventies were a cultural abyss, the eighties were enough to make you want to claw out your own eyes with a garden weasel.