10. The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.
9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.
8. It�s very important to �Keep it real, dawg.�
7. I should have gone for the immunity idol � oh wait, that�s �Survivor.�
6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he�s a total jerk.
5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.
4. When you forget the words, just do this. (Sanjaya belts out a riff like�Ohhhhhhhh�)
3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for �Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?�
2. Nothing.
1. America loves performers with bad hair � right, Dave?

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