On their return to the UK the genius and ultimate scenster Devin Townsend wanted me to pass on these thoughts:

�Lads and Lasses of the UK! Your very own STRAPPING YOUNG LAD are preparing to return yet again to the Queens England to pillage and sully, prepare thineselves!!! We�ve only got a chance to rock it a few times in your area on the Alien record, but it was great, so we decided to head on back and f**k s*** up again. We'll be there with Arch Enemy in December...PREPARE THINESELVES!!!

You can expect:

1/ 6433 kik drum hits

2/ Copious use of profanity

3/ Full grown ugly bald dudes yelling at you

4/ Matthias Jabs-esque pick squeals

5/ flying V's

6/ 5 Goatees.

Think of all the rocking that will ensue...picture it; Us...You...Metal...Beer...mmmmmmmm

Oh yeah, and we're serious when we ask you to buy a tshirt, buy 2...one for you and your ugly girl/boyfriend. (...YOU'RE hot though...)

Later,

Devin 'Hellf**k Mcgillicudy' Townsend and SYL.

December 2005