KISS Burger

04-01-05
. (antiMUSIC) Gene Simmons has revealed his latest money making venture, KISS Burger. The grease painted KISSer announced the formation of the new fast-food chain which will sport a KISS theme with employees donning the family makeup and outfits of the group. During a press conference on Friday, Simmons said of the new venture, "We've sold KISS caskets, condoms, tampons and oh yeah millions of records, so this was the next natural step for KISS. KISS burgers, KISS shakes, KISS fries! All KISS with my tongue on every wrapper! At our grand opening I will wrestle Ronald McDonald and show everyone who's the real God of Burgers!"

Simmons said that they hope to open the first franchise in early 2006 in Peoria, Illinois. As for the menu items, Simmons said that is still being focused grouped but he is considering making KISS Burger the first kosher fast-food chain. Paul Stanley had no comment.

April Broma reporting for antiMusic.

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