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Jay-Z Cuts a Record with Limp Bizkit and other Horse Sh*t.

Fred Durst Posted the following on the official Limp Bizkit website this week (March 5) 

now lets talk music. lets not talk about horse s***. its hard to believe the album is almost finished being mixed!! it sounds so tight!! last night, here in NY, i was in the studio with Jay Z. DJ Lethal made a sick beat that i collaborated with Jay on. he is unbelievable!! he didnt write down one single word. he just listen to the beat over and over while scheming something in his brain. then, only moments later, Jay got on the mic and blasted out an amazing ryme!! he is truly a chosen one. he has a gift like no one else ive ever worked with. when I worked with eminem it was the same type of amazing raw talent. it is so
inspiring. i hear that Biggie used to do it the same way Jay does. wow!! last night was truly unbelievable!! i wish i would have had my video camera there to film it for you. oh well, you'll just have to listen to the track. i think I might name it "rebels". on the single situation im really having a hard time picking the f***ing single!! the album is truly bipolar. from one extreme to the other. this makes it hard because the first thing we go with is the first impression for Bipolar. how do i unleash this beast? what a hard decision. there are so many different ways to go. each way touches different people and i dont want to alienate anyone. s***!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, you're gonna bug when you get your hands on this. it sucks that we have to wait until May 13. help me!!!!!! 

i love you and kiss my ass. 

fred

New Doritos Girl � Kelly Osbourne. 

NME reported the following:

Recent NME cover star KELLY OSBOURNE has landed herself a role in the new DORITOS advertising campaign.

Kelly will front the crisp brand's new commercial, continuing the 'Friendchips' theme.

The soundtrack to the commercial will be a live version of Kelly's forthcoming single 'Come Dig Me Out', which will be released on April 21.

The 18 year-old star, fresh from a split with The Used's Bert McCracken, will go on an extensive tour of America with Robbie Williams this summer.

Counting Blue Screens?  

DISHWALLA will perform live on THE LATE, LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG KILBORN, Wednesday, March 12, 12:30 PM (ET/PT) on CBS TV.

They will perform "Home" off their current CD release OPALINE.

more on Limp Bizkit, Dishwalla and Kelly Osbourne .