Another month, another column (or rant-whatever you prefer)and, for once i've got a new topic. A little while back a very good friend of mine and I were discussing music (a common topic among so many of my friends). We were talking about bands we like (Metallica, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Boy Sets Fire, et al) and "bands" we don't like (N Sync, Limp Bizkit, Hole, et al). Then, the topic of one of our favorite all time bands came up: Nirvana. This is where the conversation got quite interesting...the following is what I decided through the conversation: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY NEEDS ANOTHER NIRVANA!! There it is, plain and simple. Let me explain...
1. Papa Roach. Don't get me wrong..I dig these guys. The reasoning behind this one is simple..some people in the music industry (translation: radio program directors) are calling their latest single ("Broken Home") Generation Y's "...Teen Spirit". I say, f*** NO! A good song, yeah, but "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?? Not even close. Besides, I'm not sure the singer is stable enough to take over the mantle of Kurt. 2.Korn. Awww yes, Korn. Every 15 year old who hates their parents favorite band. No, they won't be it either. Granted, they did write the last, so called "Generation Y's '...Teen Spirit'" ("Freak on a Leash"), but, they'll probably fade away sometime. And besides, I know for a FACT Jonathan Davis couldn't handle the pressure of being called "The New Kurt Cobain". 3. Everclear.An intriquing possibility, but, they'll never do it. Art Alesakis is pushing 40 and wants to retire soon so he can spend time with his daughter..that about kills that idea 4. Limp Bizkit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Next.... 5. Slipknot. No, they should be content with just being called the "Band Most Likely To Take Over for Slayer"...I don't agree with that statement, but, it fits a lot better than "The Next Nirvana". So, who is it??? Who knows, maybe it'll go down like it did last time...some relativly unknown band barrels into our conciousness and changes everything. Well, until that bands lead singer is killed by somebody hired by his wife so she can ride that pity party to a career of her own and puts us back to square one. (hmm...that gives me an idea for another rant...) But, that's just my opinion, and I could be wrong. Questions, Comments and stupid reasons why Courtney didn't kill Kurt (HAHAHAHA) should be emailed to: [email protected] Visit At a Fever Pitch to read Dr Fever's take on life and culture. |
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