(**Readers Note: This rant was the VERY FIRST rant I ever wrote for my website, but for the purposes of antimusic and the need to entertain you all I'm reworking parts of it so it�ll read better and entertain you a little more..enjoy**) I blame James Cameron for the fall of modern society! There, I said it. So, you�re asking yourself, �Dr Fever, what in the hell are you talking about!?!?�. Well, let me tell you, it all started when James Cameron decided to do �Titanic�. The man who had done �Terminator� and �Terminator 2� was going to do a LOVE STORY!?!?!? And, A love story about a damn boat none the less!!. For a movie that was supposed to be about a boat with a backstory of love, it sure as hell didn�t come out that way, especially when every 13 to 17 year old girl went out and saw the f***ing thing 50 times and the movie ended up grossing 1.8 billion worldwide!! That�s nuckin futs!!! So, you�re asking, �How does this mean
James Cameron is directly responsible for the downfall of modern civilization?�.
The leeches in the world who work in marketing and promotion for record
labels in the music industry were DESPERATLY trying to find new avenue
from which to suck money out of the public at large. Once these leaches
realized just how much money the young girl demographic had to spend, they
started finding NEW ways to suck them dry, even though the ways the took
had actually been around for years (the Beatles started out as a boy band
more or less..but, they actually had talent and ended up telling there
version of slimy leeches to go f*** themselves, that�s why we were graced
with such classics at �the white album� and �Sgt. peppers lonely hearts
club band�, and that�s why the Beatles ended up being the single most influential
musicians of all time).Back to now, Enter Carson Daly, The Backstreet Boys,
N Sync and all that type of s***. I�m sorry, but someone as annoying and
worthless as Carson Daly doesn�t just �luck� into a job at MTV,
Newsflash; that�s f***ing sad! Hey (no
offense to the female readers) I understand the male need to try and get
ass, but damn it guys, do it yourselves, get the girl to want you because
of who you are. Don�t change yourselves and give up your musical principles
in the name of ass!
Of course, that�s just MY opinion and I could be wrong. Questions, Comments should be emailed to: [email protected] Visit At a Fever Pitch to read Dr Fever's take on life and culture. |
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