with DeadSun
You've seen him in Fan Speak all around the antiMUSIC network, now DeadSun gets his big show as the host of his very own talk show, The Not Quite-So DeadShow ! Forget Oprah and Dr. Phil, DeadSun knows how to liven up a talk show. .
You Ain�t Underground, G. You Livin� in a Mansion, Dawg Have you ever heard the things some people credit to contemporary rap? Hip hop: a bold voice, bringing the reality of inner city plight before us. The urban battle cry which flies in the face of well-to-do, white America. The sounds from the oppressed underground. Wow--- it�s all of those things? I must have missed all of that noble sentimentality, as I was being bombarded with the ubiquitous images of: 1.) diamond encrusted rings
What a scam. THIS is ghetto? This isn�t �ghetto�--- this is Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, saturated in ebonics and pimp ethos--- and you suckers are gobbling it up. Millions of you. Dolts. These days, what else is more amusing than being given life lessons about privileged whitey--- from a guy drinking a $325.00 bottle of bubbly, and who is wearing the contents of a bank vault around his neck? I don�t know about you, but I can really feel a tug at my heart strings when I see those oppressed people from poor cities on TV, flashing five inch thick sheaths of 100 dollar bills at the camera. I know--- it probably chokes you up, too. One simply can�t fathom the debt of gratitude the poor inner city dwellers must owe to the fine job these rappers do in bringing their case before the world. What�s the best way to deal with areas that are plagued by crime, drugs, and prostitution? Rappers have the answer. Evidently--- the solution lies in glamorizing the lifestyle of crime, drugs, and prostitution--- to portray a fantasy world, where the liquor and the smoke never run out, everybody has nice clothes, hot cars, lotza bling bling, twelve �bitches�, doesn�t work a day job, and drops any suckaz that get in their way without consequences. Boy, I tried to think of a more lucid, intelligent, and socially conscious message that rappers could be putting out to poor inner city kids and, I must say, I just couldn�t do it. Those rappers truly have the best interests of their communities at heart--- it�s very touching. Speaking of suckers--- just keep buying those records, suckers. And while you�re at it, don�t forget to buy the phat ride, to buy the fashion accessories, to adopt the jargon, and to learn the hand signals. You�re not �underground�. You�re the herd. You�re buying a product--- no different than buying hair gel, a cell phone, or a new pair of Nikes. Someone�s getting rich off of you. The level of cultural awareness that your �music� has reduced itself to packs the same punch as a gold watch and a Mercedes Benz. You�re the shining example of extravagant �middle white America� consumerism that your rap heroes incessantly berate, you donkey. � but you�re �keeping it real� as long as you�ve got your �Crunk juice�, right? �Crunk.� HA HA HA HA HA! �Playaz don�t let playaz crive crunk, yo.� Go off and crink your crunk--- you gotta keep it real, yo. Suckers. DS
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