Silly News: HIM Masturbation

10/25/05
. (Contact Music) Finnish metal band HIM prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.

Frontman VILLE VALO claims that joint viewing of pornographic channels on hotel televisions keeps their sexual desires at bay, and avoids any band members getting into embarrassing situations.[That explains the fury hands. see full story for more] - Click here for the Full Story

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