As a proud member of the executive board of Trollfest, I feel it necessary to inform you, the audience, about the contents of "Ave Maria". This is the first singled out composition out of our upcoming album, Kaptein Kaos, and I feel it to be my duty and responsibility to not only break the ice (as the kids say), but also inform the populace about the contents, which some may find incredibly disturbing.

The truth is that we have actually figured out what really happened ca 2014 years ago. It appears that Kaptein Kaos, an incredibly intelligent, creative and dangerous troll, made a time machine. Yes, Einstein's theory was finally busted by a gang of leather-faced, violent forest thugs.

Kaptein Kaos traveled back in time and landed in Jerusalem. Being a big, evil troll has its disadvantages. The most important one is that the Troll libido has to be satisfied more or less constantly when there is nothing around to destroy, or if too much free time is experienced. The Kaptein snuck his merry way into the first house from whence he detected satisfying human female pheromone and found a young girl named Maria in bed, already deep in moist dreams. Being quite on the naughty side, Maria bid Mr. Kaos welcome, and action ensued. Nine months later, Maria had a lot of explaining to do, as what came out of her had very little human resemblance. Being a smart girl, however, she said she had been visited by God himself. This was a very clever move indeed, as hundreds of her towns people had spotted the shining time machine in the sky, without knowing what it really was. Of course, some had already made their own theories about divine visitations! Maria took advantage of the situation and the populace agreed that this was the true saviour! The appearance was a problem, however, and it was decided that the "boy" should be given a total makeover. This is where our documentation ends, sadly.

Yours truly
Dr. Leif Kj�nnsfleis MD