In a new Funny Or Die video, Marx advertises his latest CD, Richard Marx's Soundtrack for Self-Pleasure, explaining, "I've lost count of the many couples who have come up to me and told me I'm there go-to music for making sweet, sweet love. But what about those who don't have a significant other?"

Well, he's got the perfect album (in a special non-slip case) for you. In the clip, which seems to resemble a Meat Loaf video, Marx explains that all of his songs can be used to score your "me-time." From adding "for me" to the chorus of "Right Here Waiting" to just adding a few well-placed air quotes to his hit "Hold On The Nights," he's found a way to make it special for the loners.