Joaquin Phoenix Now Fashions Himself A Rapper

01/19/2009
. (antiMusic) Remember when Joaquin Phoenix made news by saying he was quiting acting to go into music? Turns out that wasn't entirely true as the music in question is actually "rap". It gets worse, we'll let Hecklerspray tell you about it: Warning: there's a strong likelihood that this story will send you into a dizzying seizure that you'll never recover from.

Ready? OK - Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper. Wait, because it gets worse. Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper and Casey Affleck is making a documentary about it. Wait, though, because it gets worse.

The reason why Casey Affleck is directing a documentary about Joaquin Phoenix becoming a rapper is because Diddy has decided to teach him how to rap. We dare you to think of a worse idea than that. You've got all day. - more on this story

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