Monday Humor: Virgin Duff

06/26/06
. (Day in Rock) Jay Leno quipped last week during his opening monologue, "In the new issue of Elle magazine, Hilary Duff announces she is a virgin. She announced she's a virgin even though she'd been dating a famous musician for two years. Doesn't say who it is, let me tell you something, if you're dating a musician for two years and you're still a virgin, you're dating Clay Aiken." [Besides, some of the more rabid of Clay's female fans would rip Duff apart out of jealousy. Come to think of it, that would make a cool pay-per-view. Someone get those two together!]

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