Dirk Spenser Rock Detective, music's ultimate sleuth! antiMUSIC was able to obtain some of Dirk Spenser's internal case reports, uncovering some of the biggest secrets in rock music! Below find the case reports and learn the truth!

The Search For The �illist� Guitar Player Known To Man
Dirk is called on to help find the new Limp Bizkit guitarist.

Slipknot Exposed
Dirk had the simple assignment of obtaining photos of Slipknot unmasked but while on that case he uncovered a potential sinister conspiracy that could shake rock music to it's core!

The Case Of Joe Elliot's Missing Balls
Dirk was called in to help locate the missing private parts of the Def Leppard frontman and people were puzzled over how the once hard rockin band turned into Michael Bolton wanna-bes.