Mailbag: Stoned Aliens

08/23/05
. (Reader Email) [The following was an email sent to us by Wayne E. Manzo. We always suspected that Mick Jagger was a tool but now we find he may be an alien! Come to think of it that explains a lot about Keith!] I was in the Columbus Arena district on Aug 20? When I heard a band that sounded like the Stones. Impossible because they were in Boston?

I'm a celebrity publisher and former NASA scientist who has been abducted by the Klan-Aliens and they are keeping me on the streets as their Borg-Sex slave so who knows?

From the streets of Columbus where I have been trying since Nov 2004 to get out of here and to another state.

This state, Ohio, is 100% Klan-Alien and if you are not assimilated they "Stone" you do death. - Click here for the Full Story

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